Alternative agenda

Looking out the hotel room window in Athens, the Akropolis majestic on the horizon in the evening lights I cannot help looking at the TV.

Presenting the weather on Greek tv is a tall, busty blonde who speaks of the weather (I think so, it is all Greek to me) moving around in all sorts of erotic poses wearing a tiny police uniform. Akropolis had to wait, it has been around for hundreds of yers anyway and was for sure not going anywhere.

When already on the topic of odd tv shows I must mention a hilarious show I saw in Milan two weeks ago. Whilst randomly zapping around looking for something to watch I had to stop at the sight of two women in their underpants. Well so far nothing out of the ordinary for Italy.

Here goes; The screen was divided into two separate parts where each woman had her own space. They were constantly on the phone urging the audience to call and tell them where to touch themselves. The truly funny part was that men actually called, this is the main conversation;

Girl; CIAOOOO who am I speaking to?
Caller;...hmm...Nicola...
Girl; CIAOOOO Nicola, where do you want me to touch myself?!
Caller;...........
Girl; Nicooooooolaaaa?
Caller: uhm...uh... the ass, the ass
GIRL; Aaaaaah I am touching my ass, do you like it?
Caller; ..............
Girl; Darling?....I like iiiit
Caller; ...UH. (click)

Absolutely fantastic. Long live free television!

Just saw US president Obama land on Stansted with Airforce 1. Apparently they will fly him to town with a helicopter. I took the Stansted Express this morning and flew Aegean Air. I wonder if the president also slept like a pig during his flight and then had a Heineken and a smoke in the bar the first thing he did at his hotel?

Now off to dine some grilled fish and possibly look into the national reserve of ouzo, cheers!

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